The Emperor Has No Clothes
There once was an “all-powerful” male “God” who gave birth to Creation.
However, in this story “God” was not “all-powerful” enough to create a female counterpart Goddess to share in eternity.
In this story “God” also never had a mother…
NO QUESTIONS PLEASE.
So, there was “God”, the Creation HE gave birth to and NO female energy to speak of!
Yes, the almighty yet to so mighty male creator “God” in this story was not a social dancer. In love with himself, he preferred to dance alone, unless “dancing” with, or, more accurately put, fucking another dick…
No “dancing” with vagina!
In fact, to add a mere suggestion of a Goddess to the mix of this story constitutes blasphemy to God’s immature and selfish ears, thus, let us continue with making creation and fertility all about him…
One day, God the Peter Pan, in all his birthing vitality, grew tired of being the only dude admiring his holy dudeness, but for prepubescent boys he called cherubs.
So, to fuel his narcissistic personality disorder and in an effort to hush-hush🤫 his raging pedophilia via public relations spin of a “rehabilitated and well behaved adult homosexual attracted to age appropriate toys” (Michelangelo’s depiction of the original child diddler on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel is a great example of God in this story… flaming “bear” surrounded by naked underaged boys whilst touching fingers with a flaming Adam who spin-doctors then renamed “Jesus”…) God the Peter Pan, birthed Adam from “clay” (all God’s jizz went to birthing All-That-Is and cherubs, clay was what was left over to give birth to Adam) and to add a cherry on the proverbial sundae made Adam in his image to better adore himself with…
Because God was cognizant of his need for space (on rare occasion), to be able to stare at himself in the mirror without interruption, but for his cherubs, God gifted Adam a wife called “Lilith” who he pulled out of Adam’s rib… or, was the rib reserved for Eve’s birth story? Hmm… Awkward… Hmm… Well, God Peter Pan pulled Lilith the dream female, sexy as fuck, with the mind as sharp as claws of a jaguar, out of a hat then! I mean if the rib was reserved by her knockoff, what else was God supposed to give birth to her from…? DEFINITELY NOT A VAGINA!
Don’t ask stupid questions, this story is ridiculous enough…
Moving on…
So, you have God Peter Pan who shits out Creation from the tip of his dick, you have Creation where everything comes out of a vagina but this is the land of do not tell the Emperor he has no clothes so let’s not get into it with the Emperor, you have prepubescent boys called cherubs, you have Adam (maybe Jesus depending of how the wind blows), God’s doppelganger who adores God, and you have Lilith, the perfect female “made” to keep Adam busy when God is enjoying “adoring” himself with his cherubs… in private😉🤫😇🤗…
Okay? Hmm… No, not “okay”… Let’s recap, for the sake of clarity and to really drive this story home… The “Three is Company” (with some sparkle dust of pedo… I mean “cherub-mania”) stage looks like this:
You have God Peter Pan who stares himself in the mirror while saying he is “pretty” and keeps little boys around (CHERUBS, I MEAN CHERUBS) when he is not socializing with Adam, Adam who tells God he is “pretty”, and, pulled out of a hat seductive Lilith who fucks Adam (never God, God is male and looks like Adam but does not have any interest in heterosexual sex) and overwhelms him with her mental prowess…
Did I mention the cherubs?
WOW!
It gets better!
Adam is chummy with God and after coming to the following conclusions:
A. Sex with Lilith is not Adam’s cup of tea… too sexy, too tantric… who needs it!
B. Lilith is smarter than Adam.
Adam tells God the truth. It is called “radical honesty” in that God knows everything anyway so might as well tell it like it is!
Adam approached God and says:
“You fucking idiot…”…
Apparently, God fucked up and needed to be taken down a notch. It’s called “tough love”… “Tought” as in before or after they had bum-love brokeback mountain style?… What? Evidently God and Adam shared a “special” connection, one which Lilith threatened to the core! Male psychology 101… There is a male God dude-bro with no wife and no mother and instead of “birthing” one or both, the first thing he does, after his jizz creates Creation, is he births a dick in his own image… Don’t tell me God’s motivation in birthing his twin dude-bro did not have anything to do with blow jobs and anal sex! Anyhoo…
“You fucking idiot! Have you no eyes to see you created in me a stupid asswipe and this Lilith wife, in all her perfection, shines light on all my inadequacies and shortcomings and inferiorities AND (this is outrageous because all I am to think about is you and she wants me to concentrate on her when my penis is inside her) sex with her is just too “good”, I feel like I am in heaven and that’s just a glitch in the matrix, like you said vaginas are gross and subservient so make me one that is gross and subservient so I do not feel like she is sacred, holy or God forbid Godly!”.
Adam laments, feverish in the urgency of his plea: “Lilith is smarter than me! I can’t stand it. AND because I have a colossal ego, coupled with zero emotional maturity, instead of wishing to better myself in her presence, maybe learn something wise or engage in tantra coitus, I am too inept and lazy.”.
Adam was the first male (after God) to suffer (poor thing) from “attention deficit”… torn between God’s penis and his annoyingly perfect wife cunt… what a struggle!
Determined, Adam pushes (like the time he pushed God’s poo😉👬😉👬) on: “Do not fret God Peter Pan, I have just the solution! Ready? Erase Lilith from existence and start from scratch. Yes. Erase Lilith and get me a knockoff of her to apologize for the inconvenience and hardship you and your perfect creation Lilith have caused me! Do It Now. Adam commands it! Shazam- Kumbaya-Scoby-Kombucha!”.
Adam snaps his fingers.
God replies without delay… As to be expected in any self-respecting “soon as you see the text, reply me” dick-mance👬!
“God” the almighty male who gives birth from the tip of his dick goes: “Adam my dude-bro, your disrespectful of me and my ability to create as only a God can banter needs to be rewarded since you love my dick so much! Of course my creation offended you in being perfect and heterosexual and demanding and wishing to be acknowledged as such! What was I thinking? Where is my “mindfulness”? Om Shiva Eating Shambo Off Patriachy’s Dick until he turns blue Om!! Of course I must destroy Lilith, my perfect creation, and apologize to you Adam, the disrespectful and imperfect one for feeling exactly how you were made — inadequate! Of course I will make a farce out of my original design and create an inferior knockoff to “people please” my dude-bro! In fact, let’s have you involved in the process, shall “we” call Lilith’s replacement Eve?”…
…”What do you think, dude-bro Adam?!?”…
…”Don’t worry Adam, I am God so I hear your desire and grant your wish as such… Eve will believe all your lies. Eve will follow you subserviently wherever your limited, stupid as fuck, mind drags her off to. Eve will let you be “in charge” because she is made too stupid to think on her own. If she doubts you (no chance, I have taken intelligence out of her DNA. Your wish = my command dude-bro😘) just say you are my clay dude-bro, and, as such, are entitled to rape and abuse her given she came from your clay rib and your clay rib and your clay dick are mine to mold and command and put ahead of vaginas… MINE, ALL MINE, A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
Vaginas are gross — YEAH🤜🤛!”…
… “How does that sound, Adam? Is that “kosher” with you my sweet honeysuckle Clay-Man-Boy? And no, I am not drifting off thinking about what I’m going to do with/to my cherubs after this boring conversation is over (God sounds like Justin Bieber singing he said he’d change even though he knew he never would, no?)😇”…
For a microsecond God got flustered and regained composure only by changing the subject back to himself: “I am so pretty, you can’t stand it! Isn’t that true, Adam?”…
… “Adam, do you love and approve and accept me as your God and do you love and approve and accept my penis?”…
Adam screams YES like a hyena in heat!
POOF!
God, in his infinite bro-ness, murders Lilith for Adam (brotherhood of the raping dick 4-ever!) who accepts Eve, the inferior knockoff replacement, so stupid there is no way Adam can ever feel “inadequate”, and so dissociated from her body, Adam has no chance of getting “found out”, as his beard, I mean, second AND PROPER wife!