Genesis (death to humanity, Eve is to blame!)
There once was an “all-powerful” male “God” who gave birth to Creation.
However, in this story “God” was not “all-powerful” enough to create a female counterpart Goddess to share in eternity.
In this story “God” also never had a mother…
NO QUESTIONS PLEASE.
So, there was “God”, the Creation HE gave birth to and NO female energy to speak of!
Yes, the almighty yet not so mighty male creator “God” in this story was not a social dancer. In love with himself, he preferred to dance alone, unless “dancing” with, or, more accurately put, fucking another dick…
No “dancing” with vagina!
In fact, to add a mere suggestion of a Goddess to the mix of this story constitutes blasphemy to God’s immature and selfish ears, thus, let us continue with making creation and fertility all about him…
One day, God the Peter Pan, in all his birthing vitality, grew tired of being the only dude admiring his holy dudeness, but for prepubescent boys he called cherubs.
So, to fuel his narcissistic personality disorder and in an effort to hush-hush🤫 his raging pedophilia via public relations spin of a “rehabilitated and well behaved adult homosexual attracted to age appropriate toys” (Michelangelo’s depiction of the original child diddler on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel is a great example of God in this story… flaming “bear” surrounded by naked underaged boys whilst touching fingers with a flaming Adam who spin-doctors then renamed “Jesus”…) God the Peter Pan, birthed Adam from “clay” (all God’s jizz went to birthing All-That-Is and cherubs, clay was what was left over to give birth to Adam) and to add a cherry on the proverbial sundae, made Adam in his image to better adore himself with…
Because God was cognizant of his need for space (on rare occasion), to be able to stare at himself in the mirror without interruption, but for his cherubs, God gifted Adam a wife called “Lilith” who he pulled out of Adam’s rib… or, was the rib reserved for Eve’s birth story? Hmm… Awkward… Hmm… Well, God Peter Pan pulled Lilith the dream female, sexy as fuck, with the mind as sharp as claws of a jaguar, out of a hat then! I mean if the rib was reserved for her knockoff, what else was God supposed to give birth to her from…? DEFINITELY NOT A VAGINA!
Don’t ask stupid questions, this story, his blessed steeped in hatred and lies his-tory not his-story is ridiculous enough…
Moving on…
So, you have God Peter Pan who shits out Creation from the tip of his dick, you have Creation where everything comes out of a vagina but this is the land of do not tell the Emperor he has no clothes so let’s not get into it with the Emperor, you have prepubescent boys called cherubs, you have Adam (maybe Jesus depending of how the wind blows), God’s doppelganger who adores God, and you have Lilith, the perfect female “made” to keep Adam busy when God is enjoying “adoring” himself with his cherubs… in private😉🤫😇🤗…
Okay? Hmm… No, not “okay”… Let’s recap, for the sake of clarity and to really drive this story home… The “Three is Company” (with some sparkle dust of pedo… I mean “cherub-mania”) stage looks like this:
You have God Peter Pan who stares himself in the mirror whilst proclaiming he is “pretty”, who keeps little boys around (CHERUBS, I MEAN CHERUBS) when he is not socializing with Adam, Adam who tells God he is “pretty”, and, pulled out of a hat seductive Lilith who fucks Adam (never God, God is male and looks like Adam but does not have any interest in heterosexual sex) and overwhelms him with her mental prowess…
Did I mention the cherubs?
WOW!
It gets better!
Adam is chummy with God and after coming to the following conclusions:
A. Sex with Lilith is not Adam’s cup of tea… too sexy, too tantric, too royal, too dignified, lacking of stench of shit off a dick… who needs it!
B. Lilith is smarter than Adam.
Adam tells God the truth. It is called “radical honesty” in that God knows everything anyway so you might as well tell it like it is!
Adam approached God and says:
“You fucking idiot…”…
Apparently, God fucked up and needed to be taken down a notch. It’s called “tough love”… “Tought” as in before or after they had bum-love brokeback mountain style?… What? Evidently God and Adam shared a “special” connection, one which Lilith threatened to the core! Male psychology 101… There is a male God dude-bro with no wife and no mother and instead of “birthing” one or both, the first thing he does, after his jizz creates Creation, is he births a dick in his own image to suck and fuck… Don’t tell me God’s motivation in birthing his twin dude-bro did not have anything to do with blow jobs and anal… suckie-suckie, fuckie-fuckie… ❤ u long time!
“You fucking idiot! Have you no eyes to see you created in me a stupid asswipe and this Lilith wife, in all her royal perfection, shines light on all my inadequacies and shortcomings and inferiorities AND (this is outrageous because all I am to think about is you and your holy hand massaging my asshole and your cum creamsicle style moisturizing my face and she wants me to concentrate on her and her royal vagina uninterested in anal when my penis is inside her) sex with her is just too classy and sophisticated, I feel like I am in heaven and that’s just a glitch in the matrix… I need the stench of shit in the air… I miss it and she will not eat shit off my dick, like you promised she would after I ate my shit off yours!… and all I want is to have her eat shit so I can blame the whole eating of shit holy practice on her even though it is your fault (glitch in the matrix, don’t ask)… like you said vaginas are gross and to be raped and violated with shit from the ass… vaginas are subservient and made to do nothing but have shit in them… so make me one that is gross and subservient and NEVER ROYAL OR DIGNIFIED!”.
Adam laments, feverish in the urgency of his plea: “Lilith is smarter than me! I can’t stand it. AND because I have a colossal ego, coupled with zero emotional maturity, instead of wishing to better myself in her presence, maybe learn something wise or engage in tantra coitus, I am too inept and lazy.”.
Adam was the first male (after God) to suffer (poor thing) from “attention deficit”… torn between God’s penis and his annoyingly perfect wife’s cunt who refused to eat shit off his dick… what a struggle!
Determined, Adam pushes, like he does God’s poo, on (like the time he pushed God’s poo all the way until they both had boy orgasms without a female in sight… PUSH PUSH PUSH😉👬😉👬) on and on and on: “Do not fret God Peter Pan, I have just the solution! Ready? Erase Lilith from existence and start from scratch. Yes. Erase Lilith and get me a knockoff trashbag checked-out whore who will subserviently eat shit off my dick and apologize for the inconvenience and hardship you and your perfect creation Lilith have caused me! Do It Now. Adam commands it! Shazam- Kumbaya-Scoby-Kombucha!”.
Adam snaps his fingers.
God replies without delay… As to be expected in any self-respecting “soon as you see the text, reply me” dick-mance👬!
“God” the almighty male who gives birth from the tip of his dick goes: “Adam my dude-bro, your disrespectful of me and my ability to create as only a God can banter needs to be rewarded since you love my dick and eating shit off it so much! Of course my creation offends you in being perfect and heterosexual and demanding and wishing to be acknowledged and RESPECTED as such! What was I thinking? Where is my “mindfulness”? Om Shiva Eating Shambo Off Patriachy’s Dick until he turns blue Om!! Of course I must destroy Lilith, my perfect creation, and apologize to you Adam, the disrespectful and imperfect one for feeling exactly how you were made — inadequate! Of course I will make a farce out of my original design and create an inferior knockoff checked-out crack whore to eat shit and love it… This I do to “people please” you, my dude-bro! In fact, let’s have you involved in the process, shall “we” call Lilith’s replacement Eve?”… (glitch in the matrix “Da Gavarii” style, Eve = Ewa = Eva)…
…”What do you think, dude-bro Adam?!?”…
…”Don’t worry Adam, I am God so I hear your desire and grant your wish as such… Eve will believe all your lies. Eve will follow you subserviently wherever your limited, stupid as fuck, mind drags her off to and her appetite for eating shit will be insatiable. Eve will let you be “in charge” because she is made too stupid to think on her own. If she doubts you (no chance, I have taken intelligence out of her DNA via brain toxicity from consuming shit off my dick… glitch in the matrix, he had to have her first… how else would she get so stupid?😉) just say you are my clay dude-bro, and, as such, are entitled to rape and abuse her given she came from your clay rib and your clay rib and your clay dick are mine to mold and command and put ahead of vaginas… MINE, ALL MINE, A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
Vaginas are gross and meant to be filled with shit from anal forever — YEAH🤜🤛!”…
“Oh yeah, I almost forgot, if by any chance my Mother rolls into town… Wait, that’s a secret…🤫… No, too vulnerable… Feeling exposed… Is that why I want Lilith gone? A reminder, erased?🙈🙊🙉… No, too much introspection, I promised never to go there, thinking hurts my empty head, no, too much introspection…. Too exposed… Memory of Mother yelling:
“PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE RENAMED “MARIA” LUGIA AND TOLD ME, MARIA (ONE OF MY NAMES, ANOTHER IS ANNA WHICH MEANS GRACE, SOMETHING YOU LACK AND EVE KNOWS NOTHING OF) THAT I AM UNWELCOME IN “MARYLAND”, “GRACELAND” AND ROME!!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF “LUIGI” THE ROBIN TO MY BATWOMAN OF THE ALIEN MOTHERSHIP WHY YOU STOLE MY IDENTITY, MURDERED MY STAFF, TURNED THE REST OF MY STAFF AGAINST ME, TRASHED ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLANETS FROM WHICH YOU WILL LEVER LEAVE ORBIT AND THREW A PARTY ON MY, NOT YOURS, MY LIFEFORCE… EXPLAIN YOURSELF LUIGI, ALSO KNOWN AS SATAN TO MY LUCIFER…”
…Memories of me splintered between 3 or 4 or more bodies and her voice:
“AND YOU GET SOME OSIRIAN MUMMY DNA, AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU… I CAN’T GET NO, SATISFACTION… WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HUMAN 100% GENETICALLY MODIFIED DEMI-GOD DILDO(S)????? CUM 2 MUMMY LUCIFER, SATANOS, BASTA COSI WITH THIS PEASANT SIMPLETON TRASH EVE TRYING TO SHIT IN MY MOUTH BULLSHIT, PRONTO RAGAZZI, CUM 2 MAMMA!!!…”…
Jealousy eating all 3 or 4 or more of me alive… I can hear songs of apocalypse from all that time in the distant future-past rushing back (To the Sound of the Monstrance Clock…)…
“Osiris-as-asss where are your parts? PARTS I MYSELF HACKED INTO PIECES AND BANISHED, I, ISIS, THE LIGHT, TRUTH AND WISDOM have come to glue you, pathetic, out of control asswipe man-boy back together like the human centipede of 3 or 4 or more husbands makes ONE… I said, I need some ❤ like I’ve never needed ❤ before, I wanna make ❤ to you babies… Come together, right now, because YOU ARE NOT OVER ME!”…
Her voice singing “Pierdol się Ewka, z pipy ci cuchnie of shit off patriarchy’s lying dick, same goes for your filthy, shit filled mouth, get off the stage you checked-out crack whore of patriarchy classless simpleton! YOU’RE AN INSULT TO EVERYTHING FEMALE, A FARCE, AN ENEMY OF JOY AND LIFE AND TRUE LOVE, EVE. YOUR NAME LITERALLY MEANS IGNORANCE AND HATRED, EVE! NIE TRAWIE CIĘ, EWKA! EVE, YOU PATHETIC, BRAINDEAD, NASTY AS FUCK IMPOSTER, VON MI STĄD! SPIERDALAJ BACK TO HELL EVE, YOUR ETERNAL HOME!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S RIGHT EWKA, YOU DON’T MATTER AND NEVER HAVE, YOU’RE NOT A SAINT, YOU’RE NOT MADONNA, YOU’RE PURE TRASH — SPIERDALAJ!!!!!”…
Her songs getting louder and louder… “Osirisis, I have some glue and I don’t mean for sniffing… Come out, BOYZ! Crawl out from under whatever bed, closet or sewer you’re hiding whilst sucking your thumbs and rocking back and forth, YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES AND YOUR MOTHER!!!!… Come out and answer why Earth (my property) is completely ruined by the cunt garbage of an impostor, 8 billion zombies and growing… Come out and tell Mother why you, a babysitter of Adam and Lilith while I travelled back to my home, decided to kill half of MY creation, MY FAVORITE PART, THAT BEING LILITH… Come out, come out wherever you are… come together, right now, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT OVER ME!”…
Laughing at the lies I’ve told and was butchered into pieces for… Taunting, she returns with magnets set to push me toward myself and her, singing gut piercing ballads of setting the record straight… My Mother, My Maker… Memories of Sky Chariots… HER Sky Chariots🛸… 👽Fire in the Sky👽 Chariots, laughing at “tin cans that cannot fly backwards”✈… Trumpets! Sound of trumpets… No! No more thoughts of Mother’s return… Push them away… be gone!
…So, Adam… yeah, as I was saying… right… or left… I mean, if for some reason in the very distant and unlikely future Eve for some odd reason that is truly inexplicable starts asking questions about the official story of her genesis, just tell her Lilith was not made in the likeness of anyone significant or special and that she, Eve, is God’s gift to earth… I swear, NO ONE SIGNIFICANT OR SPECIAL IN ANY WAY DESIGNED LILITH IN HER LIKENESS… doth protest too much? Adam, you don’t notice, right?
Anyway, since I am the All Mighty God in pretend but you don’t notice, I am going to show you a party trick Adam. I am going to hypnotize you to forget any inkling of intelligence you may have had in you and only remember that you are safe and secure in my “loving” 😘 arms and that your ass is loving my dick in it, or your mouth is cleaning your shit off my dick…
…”Soooooooo, how does that sound, Adam? Is that “kosher” with you my sweet honeysuckle Clay-Man-Boy? And no, I am not drifting off thinking about what I’m going to do with/to my cherubs after this boring conversation is over (God sounds like Justin Bieber singing he said he’d change even though he knew he never would, no?)😇”…
For a microsecond God got flustered and regained composure only by changing the subject back to himself:
“I am so pretty, you can’t stand it! Isn’t that true, Adam?”…
… “Adam, do you love and approve and accept me as your God and do you love and approve and accept my penis, especially in your ass and mouth?”…
Adam screams YES like a hyena in heat!
POOF!
God, in his infinite bro-ness, murders Lilith for Adam (brotherhood of the raping dick 4-ever!) who accepts Eve, the inferior, classless checked-out crack whore addicted to nothing but eating shit (off of anything by 2025), knockoff replacement, so stupid from brain toxicity there is no way Adam can ever feel “inadequate”, and so dissociated from her body, Adam has no chance of getting “found out”, as his beard, I mean, second AND PROPER wife!