I am not your friend, or anything, damn I actually think; therefore, unlike Eve, I am!!!! AND, ready for it? I am not Shakespeare’s sister but the actual author of all “Shakespeare” plays!

Mine is poetry (as is the night, as is the morning)… including English poetry… But hey, much to the disbelief and resistance of Eve, this fact, was already offered as confirmed by freemasonry when I began to have uncontrollable bouts of poetic inspiration shorty prior to being attacked in 2017…

“Shadows obscure the light, but, wait, they define it…!”…

Hey, remember when in BS high school I was the only girl taking shop, A+ it, including making a puzzle of wood and my very own rocket 🚀 I launched with a group of all males in the middle of a soccer ⚽ field… 👽🫵😁

How about art class… when, to stick it to Spain (thhhhhhhhhhh… the Spanish king had a lisp which fucked up royal Spanish… It’s not a myth, it’s an embarrassment to Spaniards aka EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!), I decided to produce a Salvador Dali “inspired” surrealist sculpture called the Holy Grail… It was a chalice of grey, adorned with neon orange diamond 💎 z, with chocolate and vanilla swirl ice cream and a fish sticking out of it (for I am the Christ and this is MY show)… A+ it, YEAH!!!… And got a super awkward reception at “home” when I finally took it back, completed! 😁🙈🙉🙊