story time because it is random
In Canada, I’ve only ever set foot in a catholic church for polaks and they sold tarot cards and Satanic Bibles in their basement…
Angry and bitterb because of the 2017 attack I decide to torment some english speaking catholics with a guest appearance at a church they refused to allow me to join (oh come on, I needed to poke some “bears” and destroy some any hills)…
I open the door to the sound of a recording of AVE MARIA blaring from the speakers… Since that’s also my song sans the retarded lie of I’m not the Christ, I decide to have fun…
I go to confession…
The retard “priest” looks like he just stepped off a runway where he had his shit smeared dick sucked off by both Adam and Eve in Korea (he looked anything but innocent and anything but inappropriately dressed)…
I thought “bring it bitch!”, let the game of gaslighting begin!
I say, ask me your questions because I completely forgot how it goes, it’s been so long since I last played you like a fiddle…
He takes the reigns of reality and harnesses the power of now by saying:
Tell me about your enemies!!!!
I laugh and say:
As far as I know, I don’t have any…
He says:
That cannot be true! Let me ask you again, who are your enemies?
I go:
YOU ARE MY ENEMY, that’s all I’ve come here to confess, I know who I am and what you have and continue on doing! STOP! YOU WILL NOT WIN AGAINST GOD!
