best intel I’ve received on the enemy

Giorgio Armani underwear model who led with he has sex for money at gazillionaire sister wife parties…

How was anal for you stupid Alien?

To be honest, I don’t like it, I never have, I am only having it to use as a weapon against humans… It’s a hole from which shit is excreted… No one has ever satisfied me vaginally so really I just did it with you because I am bored…

Fair enough…

Wanna have vaginal sex…

Sure, though your lack of skill and sensitivity does not bode well for my satisfaction…

What are you trying to do Giorgio Armani underwear model?

Get into your vagina! You said yes…

Sure, but you were just in my ass…

So?

Dude… You cannot do that, go and shower, let me inspect your penis once you are done and if I am satisfied with its level of hygiene, we can have vaginal sex…

What? Listen, I have had sex with thousands of Eve… supermodels from Manhattan, Hollywood actresses, news anchor females, doctors, lawyers… Can’t you see how HOT AS FUCK I AM, NO EVE HAS EVER REFUSED ME…

Yeah, so…?

Eves LOVE shit in the cunt, all of them, it is common knowledge that anal and vaginal are interchangeable and you’re being weird! WTF…

Hmmm… Thanks for the complement, I would have been offended if you said I am like Eve and for the intel on my worst enemy… Go and take a long shower and ensure you use plenty of soap!

Yes ma’am – I love you!♥️

Memories… Like the corners of my mind…