no, seriously
5 thousand years I have been wor-king (I HATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE) on my own stuff… Perfecting it… Chiseling it… About 450 years ago, humans got wind of what I was doing and started to interfere…
Just an example… I told Satan Louis, the beast boy-king of France (sans table manners… it was embarassing) I was leaving him for the season, I said “by the time fall comes, I will be back for you… Mom is going away for 4 months… That’s it… Be a good boy!”… He agreed… I left him a clean and cuddly, my darling little Mamma’s boy…
I came back with Tao incapacitated (took him by force from China) in the basement waiting so that I could take Satan Louis and Satan Anton away also, and resume my agenda because fake as fuck “christians” were interfering (Louis was unwilling to include Anton in our bed because fake christian trash told him he’s regal and therefore cannot have a husband)…
I came back to a disease of venereal, analy prolapsing Eve of Adam, out of control zombie Satan Louis screaming he had gone insane and instead of ta-king (I HATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE) him with us, I was forced to cut off his head…
No, not the other way around… He did not kill me, I slaughtered him… I had no choice… He went insane… Yup, he got slaughtered… Once again, the fake christian garabge struck when I was away…
Now Tao is behaving like Louis had just before he got off-ed in France (but on steroids), Louis is boycotting vagina and Anton looks like he is sniffing antifreeze, glue and paint thinner!! WHAT THE FUCK — WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES… IT ISN’T AN ACTUAL QUESTION!!!
Mind your business and FUCK OFF fake christian trash and take your fake Satanists with you (you know it’s the end of the world, when)!
Yup, fake Satanists are sniffing glue as well — there isn’t just one Satan and Satanos as a whole have always been the biggest Mama’s boys EVER (THAT’S HOW I MAMA LIKES THEM — HAHA, HAHA, HAHAHA) did not corrupt Eve! Eve corrupted them (hey, when the shoe fits)!
We (Lucifer of Isis and Satanos of Osiris), for 4.5 blissful thousand years, never had major issues… Never did a Satan come to me (and/or a group of them) during a house meeting of our marriage and lamented that we should do things the way Eve and Adam, the shit eating, brain-dead zombies, do!
Suddenly, China and Tao’s two inch dick threw a retarded wrench into our mix and the past 500 to 450 years have been stupid!