Hepe and Hawaiian Ayahuasca (I am not a drug addict and alcohol consumption is poison)
This is gonna be a painful post… Picture it… I am dating a retarded sack of shit mansplaining sacred geometry to me whilst being obnoxiously rude and failing to have a “proper” 3-some with Ridged Psychopath Jannie and myself as a result of my storming out of bed screaming “I AM NOT A SUPPORTIVE ACTRESS IN YOUR OUT OF CONTROL CIRCUS CLOWN FREAK SHOW!”…
He was analy probobed by me whilst Jannie held him down the next morning as punishment as we both proclaimed he was pathetic, though, which made me feel a bit better… #IAMNOTASUPPORTIVEACTRESS
Anyway… I drive to Maple Ridge with the analy probed and failed to have a 3-some with me “man-boy”…
We, for no reason (😇) attend the random house of a well-to-do Hollywood North asswipe who tells me he has a shipment of ayahuasca sent to him from Hawaii…
Am I interested in private ceremony with said?…
Well… that was a hard and supple YES…
So we make plans for some time in the future to have me pay astronomically through the roof for said privilege…
Meantime, since I am all “love and fucking light” I take note of the female Hollywood North has cohabiting with him… she tells me a sob story about how the poor thing is destitute and needs a safe and secure place to stay…I think it over and because we are all part of the same New Age love and fucking light community, I take it home the next week to provide it with temporary shelter until it gets back on its feet…
Once in my home, it attempts to put the moves on me… repeatedly comes into my bedroom offering the plant medicine hepe to snort up my nose in order to facilitate the opening of the heart chakra… There’s nothing wrong with my heart chakra, Eve’s however is non-existent…
After it becomes obvious it is not as destitute and desperate as it portrays itself to be… claiming to have an injured spine but running about Stanley Park lifting gallons upon gallons of water for joggers running for the cure = liar liar cunt on fire… I demand it moves out… and this after taking the time to find her a safe place to move onto…
She, in turn and with negative zero gratitude and consideration, calls me a monster (I refused to help her pack and turned off the wifi stopping her from bitching about me to her friends on WhatsApp)… Guilty as fuck monster me!
It gets better… the day of my Hawaiian ayahuasca journey, the rabies infested cancerous tumor calls the facilitator… he in turn puts her “ANNA IS EVIL, SHE IS AWFUL, I HATE HER, REFUSE TO ALLOW HER TO DRINK AYAHUASCA WITH YOU, EVE COMMANDS YOU!” hate speech on speak phone…
We laughed after she was finished and promptly hang up on her…
I saw a lot of dolphins during my journey…it was mild, despite the hatred and sabotage energy thrown at me by the ungrateful and classless human female whose heart chakra is beyond closed and cannot be opened even with the aid of snorting some seeds…
