Human Creation Story
There once was an “all powerful” male “God” who gave birth to Creation from the tip of his penis.
In this story, this “God” was not developmentally evolved enough to create a female counterpart Goddess to share in eternity. He never had a mother because “vaginas are gross”, so, there was him, Creation and NO feminine energy to speak of! Yes, this almighty male creator “God” was not a social dancer as he was in love with himself alone and preferred therefore to dance alone, unless “dancing” with or more accurately put fucking a dick… No “dancing” with a vagina! In fact, to add a mere suggestion of a Goddess to the mix of this story would be blasphemous to his immature and selfish ears, so, let’s continue with making creation, fertility and the act of giving birth, all about him and his penis.
One day, God the Peter Pan, in all his “fertility”, got tired of being the only “dude” admiring his “holy dudeness” but for prepubescent boys he called cherubs. Poor God, he was admiring himself in the mirror 24/7 (hard work especially when in between you’re “taking a shit” or whatever he was doing with his anus and the anuses of cherubs and wiping your entitled ass with cherub wings😉) and felt it would be beneficial if he had an audience (aside from cherubs with their sore anuses and covered in God’s fecal matter wings, of course) to share in the “burden” of self-adoration. So, to fuel his narcissistic personality disorder and pedophilia turned public relations lie of rehabilitated “adult” homosexuality (take a good look at the prepubescent cherubs in Michelangelo’s depiction of the original child diddler on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel — God is depicted as a homosexual “bear” surrounded by naked underaged boys and touching fingers with a homosexual naked adult male… back in the day, this depiction was considered racy pornography disgusted as “art” and inspired many penis tugs while it was admired by “men of the cloth”), God the Peter Pan “birthed” Adam from “clay” (all his gizz went to birthing All-That-Is and cherubs, clay was what was left over to give birth to Adam with) and to add a cherry on the proverbial sundae made Adam to look like him, the almighty “adult” male God (in his own image… right down to his dick… better to adore oneself with…) and because he was also cognizant of his need for space, at times, to be able to stare at himself in the mirror without interruption, God gifted Adam his first wife “Lilith” who he pulled out of Adam’s rib… or was the rib reserved for Eve… hmm… awkward… hmm… well, God Peter Pan pulled Lilith the dream female, sexy as fuck, with the mind as sharp as claws of a jaguar, out of a… hmm… hat? I mean if the rib is taken, what else is he supposed to give birth to her from?
(don’t ask too many questions, this story is stupid enough)…
Moving on…
So, you have God Peter Pan who shits out Creation from the tip of his dick, you have Creation where everything comes out of a vagina but this is the land of do not tell the Emperor he has no clothes so let’s not get into it with the Emperor, you have Adam, God’s doppelganger who adores God, and you have Lilith, the perfect female “made” to keep Adam busy when God is enjoying “adoring” himself in private… Lilith is restricted to subpar sex with an idiot lasting no longer than a few unsatisfying moments and no one to have a decent conversation with about her complete and total dissatisfaction with the status quo because she is stuck between two narcissistic and useless pricks…
Okay? Hmm… No, not “okay”… Let’s recap, for the sake of clarity and to really drive this story home, the “Three is Complany” stage looks like this:
You have God Peter Pan who stares himself in the mirror while saying he is “pretty” and who then socializes with Adam who tells God he is “pretty” and you have Lilith who fucks Adam (never God, God is male and looks like Adam but does not have any interest in sex especially if it is fantastic) via mindbogglingly amazing sex and tantilizies Adam with gushes of wisdom, wisdom which Adam, according to the story, is made too stupid and inferior to understand…
WOW!
It gets better!
Adam is chummy with God and after coming to the following conclusions: a. satisfying sex with his wife is not his cup of tea and b. he is too stupid for his wife, he tells God the truth of it all. It is called “radical honesty” in that God knows everything anyway so you might as well tell it like it is!
Adam approached God and says: “You fucking idiot (God fucked up and needed to be taken down a notch, it is called “tough love”… “tought” as in before or after they had “bum” love???… what, it sounds like these two had a “special” connection which Lilith may have threatened?… I mean, male psychology… there was a dude with no wife and no mother and instead of creating one or both the first thing he does, after his gizz created Creation, is makes a dick in his own image… don’t tell me it had nothing to do with blow jobs and anal sex! Anywho…) have you no eyes to see you created in me a stupid asswipe and this Lilith female “wife”, in all her perfection, shines light on all my inadequacies and shortcomings and inferiorities AND (this is outrageous because all I am to think about is you and she wants me to concentrate on her when my penis is inside her) sex with her is just too “good”, I feel like I am in heaven and that’s just a glitch in the matrix, like you said vaginas are gross and subservient so make me one that is gross and subservient so I do not feel like she is “sacred”, “holy” or God forbid “godly”!”.
Adam laments and laments… the poor boy has been forced to endure being in the company of perfection, what a nightmare!
He recants further, feverish in the urgency of his message: “No matter what I do she is better than me and sex is too good, you hear, sex is too good, and because I have a colossal ego which only adores a penis, penis made in your image, I am emotionally immature and instead of wishing to better myself in her presence, maybe learn something wise or engege in tantra coitus, I am too inept and lazy (Adam was the first male suffering from “attention deficit”… torn between God’s penis, his penis that looked just like God’s penis and the “stupid” and annoying wife cunt) and my childish mind can’t deal and of course IT IS ALL LILITH’S FAULT! But, do not fret God Peter Pan, I have a brilliant solution, one to which I’ve already alluded (because one always has to present a solution to God given God is clearly a nincompoop in this story), erase Lilith from existence and start from scratch!”
Encouraged by the all encompassing “bro-code love-fest” foundation which makes the relationship between God and Adam so “special”, Adam gets more bold and specific: “Erase Lilith and get me a stupid and fridged version of her so I yearn for you in my ass as I fuck her and apologize to me for any inconvenience and hardship you and your perfect creation Lilith (that makes me want to be a man to a woman) may have caused me! Do It Now, get me a “beard” ~ Adam commands it! Shazam!”
(Adam snaps his fingers and receives a reply from God without delay… As to be expected in any self-respecting “soon as you see the text, reply me” bromance👬!)
“God” the almighty male who gives birth from the tip of his dick goes: “Adam my dude-bro, your disrespectful of me and my ability to create as only a God can banter needs to be rewarded since you love my dick so much! Of course my creation offended you in being perfect and heterosexual and demanding and wishing to be acknowledged as such! What was I thinking? Where is my “mindfulness”? Of course I must destroy Lilith, my perfect creation, and apologize to you Adam, the disrespectful and imperfect one for feeling exactly how you were made! Of course I will make a farce out of my original perfect creation and create an inferior knockoff, to “people please” my dude-bro! In fact, let’s have you involved in the process, shall “we” call Lilith’s replacement Eve, dude-bro?!? And don’t worry Adam, I am God so I hear your desire and grant your wish as such… Eve will believe all your lies. Eve will follow you subserviently wherever your limited, stupid as fuck, mind drags her off to. Eve will let you be “in charge” because she is made too stupid to think on her own. If she doubts you (no chance, I have taken the intelligence gene out of her genome, specifically to make her dumber than you — your wish is my command dude-bro😘) just say you are bigger in stature and therefore entitled to rape and abuse her as you please since she is your “property” ~ vaginas are gross🤜🤛! How does that sound, Adam? Is that “kosher” with you my sweet boy and spitting image of me… I am so pretty… How do I look to you now? Do you love and approve and accept me as your God and do you love and approve and accept my penis as the only sexual “gender” that matters?”
Poof, “Lilith” also known as Lucifer is murdered by a demi-God called Satan because she is Godly and demands standards to be met by her mate who instead sold her off to his cheap knockoff dude-bro for a blowjob and anal sex (I am tired of your as Handler Jelena called it “BULLSHIT”)! Poof, she is replaced (how I do not know because Satan you fucking retarded sack of trash DOES NOT AND HAS NEVER GIVEN BIRTH) by Eve the Fool. Eve the consciousness devoid zombie. Eve, the rabies infested enemy of authentic femininity. Eve, the “perfect” checked out crack whore who unquestioningly serves the evil that is patriarchy!
“How about now? Do you love me and my throbbing for your anus penis now, Adam?” says God triumphantly. Then adds in a softer, anticipatory and “people pleasing” tone: “Bros?🤗”
Adam in his infinite bro-ness (guy code forever!) committed murder with God and accepts Eve, the inferior cheap knockoff replacement, so stupid there is no way Adam could ever feel “inadequate” and so dissociated from her body Adam has no chance of getting found out for being an awful lover, as his “beard” (😉 wink-wink nudge-nudge inside dude-bro joke), I mean “second wife”!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the human race was “made”!
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Gaslighted “beyond belief”,
Alien Anna
Post Scriptum: Eve is now like a yeast infection gone untreated and enflamed. The stench of Eve’s cunt, spewing out birth deformities, defects, diseases, allergies, etc., has reached critical mass in that nearly all other species are killed by this fungus overgrowth…
Oceans are dead, air is polluted, soil is radioactive and Eve, in all her stupidity, preys to God to “bless her” with more children to kill Gaia with… (awkward question but how do you think “God” feels as God is raped by Eve’s demands to receive more “weapons” to kill God’s creation with…?)
If Eve is barren, she preys to find a misfortunate and desperate for money female to rape a child out of her into existence, or she goes into in-vitro octo-mom mode and pays to have cancerous puss spring forth from her nasty deathtrap cunt. If she doesn’t have money she adopts or fosters and makes money competing with other braindead zombies on who kills Gaia the fastest… If she can conceive, it’s a race, of course, to pop-out cancer and compete with the other Eves on who “mothers” the most talented cancerous puss to kill Gaia with…
Eve feeds her cancerous puss animals who met unspeakable cruelty before they end up on the plate as dinner, she encourages the cancerous puss to go to “church” to reinforce the beliefs of patriarchy as she raises monster (cancerous puss) after monster (cancerous puss) and all the while despite having zero consciousness she screams she is “Mother Supreme”!
The human race, with it’s fundamental belief system completely fucked, is doomed with Eve the checked out crack whore of patriarchy and her nasty cancerous puss cunt, at the helm!
8 billion human meatbags and growing and Eve is screaming “NO ADAM, LIE TO ME AND TELL ME MY VAGINA IS NOT KILLING EARTH!”… Adam, who just wants a hole (including one from which shit is excreted) lies because what can he do, he murdered the Goddess and voted to wed a cursed deamon instead…
To honestly answer your question, from one vagina to another, yes, Eve, you filthy, stupid and worthless piece of trash, your vagina is most definitely killing all species on earth and you do not give a fuck and what’s worse, you are incapable of understanding the gravity of the problem your filthy and worthless cunt is causing!!!! Let me spell it out for you Eve the checked out whore of patriarchy, you know what’s more dangerous than a checked out zombie, a checked out zombie that is 100% convinced (no matter what, it simply doesn’t “compute”) as patriarchy has convinced you, it is appropriate when it 100% is not, to have a sense of entitlement. You’re a cheap as cheap can get knockoff. You will never surmout to anything because you are an afterthought trash, an awful nightmare. You’re a soulless zombie paradise Eve without consciousness and your non-existent heart is as heavy as a stone! You, Eve, are a curse onto Gaia and an enemy of life itself… not to mention the enemy of God Herself… but no one gives a shit about that because no one actually believes or gives a fuck about God Herself! No worries, trash, God Herself believes in herself and that’s all that matters!🖕
NAMASTE🙏