Baby Stewie-ET Lucifer
1965, Lucifer, temporary taken out of stasis (again, first time was 1947) and floating in goo akin to selenium liquid gel filled incubator connected to equivalent of 3D projection monitor imaging conversation via successfully integrated in her humanoid brain and central nervous system Alien extension (Christ), with humans seeking answers…
“illuminati” comprised of humanity’s most elite religious scholars, scientists, artisans, artists, athletes and private army:
Who are you?
Lucifer:
Christ
“illuminati” to themselves, “she cannot be, let’s ask again despite clear instruction, one question to one answer, you get one turn, if you don’t like what you hear, that’s on you, not on extraterrestrial”:
We asked “who are you”, not “why are you here!”.
Lucifer respecting agreed upon rules, ignores human manipulation tactic (off to a horrendous start humans, you doomed yourselves, ignorant fools!) and accepts forward move of NEXT QUESTION (these were the rules) of “why are you here?” and answers:
Antichrist
“illuminati” manipulating again, project their version of the question and answer period as, she is retarded, confused and doesn’t understand humanity, let us tell humans she is the fallen angel Mary Magdalene the shit eating whore here to give birth to a male Messiah called Jesus, and if anyone non-“christian” asks, let’s be inclusive and also call him Shiva because she is an Alien, just the dumber one so let’s put her son on a pedestal, give him all her money (at the time, only one was taken out of the incubator and being babysat, incredibly poorly, I might add), and have her repent and make her way on her hands and knees completely disenfranched and abused (she deserves it), eating the perfect cunt of Eve as redemption for her sins back to him when ET eventually takes her out of stasis to be “born” (15 years later)! Are we all in agreement? Do our egos accept our version of what she said? Yes? Let’s ignore any objections, she did open the convo with “Christ” and we of course know better what she meant! Great! Let’s “lock it in!!!”:
WE, THE HUMAN RACE AS REPRESENTED BY THE ELITE HAVE NO MORE QUESTIONS!
The majority of human elite walked away satisfied (their game plan, copy everything I do, take credit for it and say I am the one who is incompetent), the minority, the ones who stuck to the rules and were outvoted to ignore my answers, did not, they formed their own team with me as their leader and protector and we have been at it and against the majority ever since…
Majority who over the years have become more and more obnoxiously stupid in the lies they tell, being unable to predict 19 more Satanos were waiting to be taken out of incubation…
There’s the lie of jesus and his disciples, which is impossible to sustain because the first Satan taken out of the in-q refused to play along and started to murder his babysitting handlers and refuses to acknowledge the other Satanos (after time spent with me, there was no going back) who have all been brainwashed by the Illuminati, raised by Eves on faux christianity (despite being forbidden to do so, they in ernest believe one of them is Jesus and the others his disciples, I reckon, they weren’t made aware of the initial Satan unit I was attacked in 2017) and believe in ernest they are meant to stop instead of support me…
Biggest age difference (I did not authorize it, it was a planned move of sabotage which of course is meant to backfire as not one of them will be permitted to stay in their bodies when I leave by current humanoid vessel to occupy the next… I don’t fuck immature and egocentric children, to me 25 is but a child in diapers) between initial and last Satanos taken out of incubation is 36 years… that’s a long time of vested interest planing and plotting nothing but revenge of ignorant and classless fools…
There’s nothing in it for the initial Satan to play along the jesus pile of garbage lie, he is the only one out of the group who was permitted (Illuminati hoped he’d kill me or himself or both of us) to take me with him for some Satan and baby Lucifer time until we had to part ways so I could find him again despite never actually losing him or consenting to playing this retarded game…
Yup… awkward… Satan with his “baby” on the lose ceirca 1980, Satan who by age 8 murdered at least 10 handlers and no one could do anything because Illuminati voted him untouchable, on the lose… he changed my nappy, fed me orange juice when he ran out of baby formula, dressed me in baby gangsta attire (raided fabric store of mostly cotton and silk, closed down award winning men’s tailor shoppe for the day and night, turning it into a sweatshop at gun point, which ended up going off in his face as we left when a bag of money was rejected, forced the tailor to outfit me with THE MOST RIDICULOUS fashion, all with “interesting” sigils embroidered via latest and greatest sewing machine, including what looked like a doily, which for him was a veil aka I am his baby bride, for my head and face so I wouldn’t get sunbured in places like New Orleans, Maui, City of “Angels” and Dallas…
We also visited the Big Apple where after another fit of jealousy at my refusal to let go of a “random” babysitter, he decided to take me everywhere he went, including Harlem, killing the babysitting game for good…, slept me in an altered laundry basket — it’s amazing what some duct tape and foam padding can do — instead of a bassinet, including putting said basket with me in it the back of a Cadillac with him (age approxte 17) with a pocket full of cash and no destination, smoking marijuana, in the Florida everglades…
We watched a lot of 1950s Twilight Zone and listened to Carlos Santana in our down time…
Don’t get me started on who was on the list of babysitters or the fits he threw when he got jealous when I decided I wasn’t ready to part with whoever’s ego I was busting (I was labeled evil by the Illuminati, “Devil in Disguise” bullshit) with uber cheerful disposition, adorable cuteness and contagious hugs and cuddles which did not include molestation, when he returned from enjoying unlimited funds sans Lucy (oh no you didn’t 🖕 Satan, I’m busy being adorable and killing things with LOVE, come back tomorrow!)…
Hey, it was killer Satan and killer baby Stewie-ET Lucy in such awkward situations it was sick… We got along, for the most part, until my epic return to my handlers…
Anyway… there is also the lie of the “divine brings” aka archangel Gabriel, Raphael, Michael etc., which is also bullshit and getting them nowhere…
Bottom line is there are 20 chopped up pieces of Osiris all sharing one soul as Satanos the Anticristos and their Maker and Master Lucifer aka Lux aka Isis the One True Christ… Awkward on top of awkward as fuck awkward…
