There is a large object, it has entered the milky way, it is destined to collide with earth causing an extinction level event and you are not leaving orbit because it is coming to kill you, human trash… call me nostra-dama… premonition of an non-intuitive because you insist I am not intuitive!

Humans never put a monkey in space (tinfoil of shit eating whores and their offspring are incapable of admitting the truth about God being female, they never, not for a second left orbit), and then humans…

We never corrected you because what is the point… You will say and do whatever the fuck you want anyway…

You never left orbit and will never leave orbit…

But I dare you, lie and say you are placing all your gazillionaire trash in tin cans destined for Mars…

Mars wants NOTHING to do with you, nasty, incapable of reason, garabge who is absolutely offensive in their behaviour when not occupied by Aliens!

I want to see “NASA”, “Space X” (named after Jesus Christ — absolutely not Isis… If they could, they’d literally kill me right now) and shit like Bigalow’s flying machines, filled to the brim with human elite and shit eating gazillionaires try to leave orbit to “save humanity”…

It could be an “asteroid” or it could be the equivalent of a “borg” sphere… you cannot change its course… It will fry all your electronic and all your grids will be ungritted… Backup generators won’t work…

It is called Dooms Day because it is YOUR doom!