Ridiculous
Humans have absolutely no business in my life… Their antics have been akin to this song, RETARDED… one of my fake besties at the time fake bestie Jelena attacked me in 2017 was a fat and bold and completely unfackable white human male by the fake name of Jason Palmer (Jay-Son Palm Her… don’t be too obvious!) who was married to a ridiculously rabies infested leader of the human overpopulation crisis “Foxy Merlot”… His entire angle was attempting to get me to come over to soak in their hot tub which I refused at every invitation… One day he decided to show me photographs taken in Las Vegas, once again asking I join them in their hot tub in Chilliwack (wa-king of chilli, anyone?)… He started the invitation by stating he took his wife to Vegas so she could let loose and party… I asked what he meant and he said he meant he took her to Vegas so she could eat cunt… I replied with “your wife clearly doesn’t know how to party because unless there are multiple dick and absolutely no cunt other than mine in the mix, it isn’t a party, it’s an insult and no thanks to soaking in your tub!!!!!!!”… I was attacked by Jelena shorty thereafter and nearly died as a result…